- Seriously? I swear I just went to bed.
- Five more minutes. Okay, 10. I’ll get dressed fast…
Hits snooze. Cue snoring. Jump 10 minutes into the future.
- Shut UP, Chimes! I have GOT to change my alarm sound.
Hits snooze for a second time. Turns over.
- Maybe I can skip today. I went yesterday.
- You’ll regret it. Just get up.
- But I went yesterday…
- Yeah, you should sleep. Sleep makes you skinny.
- But you’ll feel like crap later.
Defiantly snuggles deeper under the covers.
- When did my bed get so comfortable?
- When else are you going to do it?
- Ugh, fine. I’ll go. There’s no falling back to sleep now anyway.
Cue alarm
- Damn it, Chimes! I said I’m getting up.
Finally gets out of bed.
- The SUN isn’t even out yet.
- Coffee… must get coffee…
Fumbles through drawers.
- Does this match? Whatever, at least I’m going.
- Thank GOD for caffeine.
Still half-drunk on melatonin, workout begins.
- This sucks. Why am I doing this?
- Okay, just go slow. Better than nothing!
Halfway through the workout
- Ah, yes, finally: Endorphins!
- This song rocks—totally going to Spotify it.
Workout ends
- I’m awesome!
- Life is great!
- I love everyone!
- So glad I didn’t stay in bed!
- Woah … did I wear that?
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